radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via orgasm)

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

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carqo:

feel free to come rub my back and play with my hair

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derseking:

peaches-geldof:

why do all the grunge blogs use these

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are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged

soft grunge gym badges

(Source: internetwanker, via stay-ocean-minded)